October Mid-Month Recap: Two Weeks of Masterminding Mayhem
The calendar tells me it’s mid-October, but it feels like I’ve lived several lifetimes in the past two weeks. Not that I’m complaining—far from it. In fact, I’m taking a quiet moment to reflect on my early October accomplishments, which have been a mix of sharp creativity and a bit of delightful absurdity (the best kind, naturally).
1. A Little Shop, a Little Spooky, and a Lot of Lip Sync 🎤🎃
Saturday Night Live and I have had our meeting of minds. I’ve contributed to their Halloween special with a satirical twist on Little Shop of Horrors. The goal? A song that mirrors “Feed Me Seymour” but with the lip-sync skills of, well, someone doing it on purpose… poorly. The result is something wickedly funny, without ever descending into farce. If we’re going to celebrate Halloween, let’s do it with a subtle smirk, not a cackle. I’ll let you know when it’s done. Some other projects took precedent. There’s been a lot of activity on the YouTube Channel!
2. Synthetic Nutrients: The Real Grocery Store Horror Show 🛒🧬
Now, on to something that’s more terrifying than any Halloween special—the state of food additives. My animated skit on the food industry takes aim at synthetic nutrients. It’s not wheat that’s the villain (we’ll leave wheat alone… for now), but rather the lab-born concoctions being slipped into everyday products. Picture a classroom scene, where a teacher gently explains why what’s in your food is more science experiment than nutrition. Quietly unsettling, I like to think.
3. Obscure Fairy Tales: But Make Them Dark 🌕📖
Halloween isn’t the time for glass slippers or charming princes. I’ve been delving into the forgotten corners of fairy tales, pulling out the ones that make your spine tingle and turning them into something even more twisted. You won’t find a pumpkin coach in sight—more like a slightly cursed, quirky nightmare you didn’t expect to enjoy.
4. Luxury Rebel: Fashion Gets its Swagger 🖤💼
The fashion world’s latest logo, Luxury Rebel, is now graced with my touch. It’s not just another pretty design—it’s rebellious, it’s bold, and it’s speaking to those who don’t follow trends; they set them. It’s the sartorial equivalent of walking into a boardroom in leather gloves. Impeccable, with just enough edge to keep people wondering if you might own a motorcycle.
5. Color Forecasting (Yes, Really) 🎨✨
On the color front, I’ve been busy creating the palette for Winter 2024 and Spring 2025. The future is painted in Pantone, and I’m the one holding the brush. Consider it my quiet rebellion against blandness—because why wait for the world to catch up when you can already be wearing the next big thing?
6. K-Pop Backup Singer Vibes 🎶🎤
And finally, let’s indulge in a moment of fantasy. In another life, I’d be on stage as a backup singer for Black Pink, channeling my inner Jem with vocals sharp enough to rival Pat Benatar. But in this universe, I’ve been dreaming up creative ideas with a touch of K-pop flair, all while maintaining the effortless cool of someone who knows their way around a good synth hook.
A Sophisticated Hustle
October isn’t done yet, but I’m already on the path to wrapping it up with a clean sweep of creative wins. These first two weeks have been a delicate balance of humor, elegance, and a bit of controlled chaos. And as always, I’m steering the ship with just the right amount of British-level irony. ⚓️🧐
Onward, then. November had better be ready. 🔥
